Tuesday, 25 April 2017

'A Sort Of Homecoming'

Day 79
 
Snaresbrook - South Acton - South Ealing
 
A sunny but chilly day today sees me heading eastwards to the far end of the Central Line once again.
 
My first station today is Snaresbrook - and my first impression, even as I step off the train onto the platform, is a positive one.

They look after their wildlife here...

I mean, any place whose station has a 'Stag Beetle Nest' and a London Underground branded 'Bee House' must be somewhere worth visiting!

Snaresbrook


Drinking Fountain
Outside the station is a short slip road, unimaginatively called 'Station Approach' leading down to the top end of the High Street, where there's a rather ornate drinking fountain at the corner - though it doesn't seem to be in working order any longer.

I'll be exploring the High Street in a little while, but first I'm going to head a little further west - to what is actually part of the southern end of Epping Forest.

It's been a curiosity of my travels along this stretch of the Central Line, that the forest - which I naturally expected to encounter at Epping itself - has also made an appearance at every other location along the line. Debden, Buckhurst Hill, Loughton... in fact every station from Leyton to Epping... is within spitting distance of this vast forest.

It stretches 12 miles in total (though it's only 2.5 miles wide at its widest point) all the way from Forest Gate in the south, to Epping in the north - so it shouldn't really surprise me that I keep coming across it.

Anyway, it's not actually the forest I'm looking for as I head west from the station, but something a little more man made - and a lot more grandiose.

Eagle 'Pond'
I catch a glimpse of it through the trees as I walk around the lake which sits to the north of the building. This is called Eagle Pond - though the word 'pond' is laughably inadequate to describe the expanse of water, replete with ducks and other wildfowl, that lies between me and my goal.

And my goal is this little place...

Snaresbrook Crown Court
 
Ostentatious? Moi?

This is the Snaresbrook Crown Court - and if you're going to be sent down for 'the rest of your natural', I can think of no nicer location from which to wave your farewells...

It didn't start life as a Crown Court of course, in fact it was designed (by the eminent architect Sir George Gilbert Scott - of St Pancras fame) as the 'Infant Orphanage Asylum', built by philanthropist the Reverend Andrew Reed and opened (for some obscure reason) by King Leopold I of Belgium.
 
It housed about 400 children and, rather contrary to the ostensible philanthropy of the venture,  there were certain restrictions on which children were accepted under its roof. Orphaned, (or at the very least, fatherless) children would only be accepted if their late fathers had earned enough money to be given one of the following epithets:
 
'Creditable' - earning not less than £50 per year.
'Respectable' - £100 per year.
'Very Respectable' - £400 per year.
 
What the orphans of poorer families did is not made clear - though I suspect we can all make a shrewd guess as to the miserableness of their fate.
 
I've been very careful only to take long-distance shots of the building, as there are notices all over the place telling me I'm not allowed to take photos of any court proceedings, or people involved in them. To avoid any chance of my presence being misinterpreted, however, and not wishing to see the inside of the Crown Court for all the wrong reasons, I don't linger in the grounds and head back to the High Street for quick wander among the shops.
 
Although I'm in Snaresbrook, the High Street is actually 'Wanstead High Street', and Wanstead station lies at the south-east end of the street.
 
Wanstead High Street - in Snaresbrook
 
It's a very pleasant shopping street - once again having that 'village' feel that I've noticed in several places around London. It's funny how some High Streets can feel like pleasant little communities, almost cut off from the hustle and bustle of the capital - and yet others seem unable to shake off the 'inner city' grime and are simply collections of kebab shops and greasy spoon cafés...
 
I don't walk too far - since I'll no doubt be walking back the other way in a few letters' time from Wanstead - but my brief visit here has certainly left me with a good impression.
 
***
On to my next station, though - and here things are rather different...
 
Not unpleasant, I have to say - just... very different from the rural idyll I felt I was entering at Snaresbrook.
 
Getting here has been a bit of a trek.
 
South Acton (the first of the many 'South...' stations I have to wade my way through before I get to the end of the 'Ss') is on the Overground Line and - unless you're already on that line - is a bit awkward to get to.
 
There are no nearby interchange stations (where I could change from a tube line to the Overground line) so I've had to choose either Acton Town or Chiswick Park stations, as being the nearest within walking distance.
 
I opt for the former, since I can change from the Central Line to the Piccadilly Line at Holborn, and make my way southwards to South Acton from there.
 
There are two exits from the station, and a handy footbridge takes me across the tracks so that I can take a photo of both of them.
 
I do this, not because of any transport-related geekery (heaven forfend!), but because there's a very different backdrop to the station, depending on which way you're looking.
 
To the south it's all terraced housing, heading towards Chiswick High Road with its upmarket shops and restaurants.
 
South Acton - looking south
 
To the north the skyline consists of nothing but tower blocks - the South Acton housing estate - and beyond that the not quite so upmarket shopping area of the Acton High Street.
 
South Acton - looking north
 
However, in many ways, it's the housing estate that provides the more attractive vista, though this is largely thanks to a gradual replacement of the old 1960s Tower Blocks, with modern, more colourful, buildings.
 

South Acton Housing Estate

 
I head into the estate - which seems very quiet and deserted, even for a weekday afternoon - and wonder whether the attractive façade is just that - and that behind the mask the problems of crime and drug usage, which historically have plagued the area, are lurking unseen, waiting to catch me unawares.
 
Charles Hocking House - due for demolition
 
But thankfully nothing untoward happens as I head north, into the older parts of the estate.
 
And even here, although many of these blocks are actually due for demolition, there is a splash of colour - thanks to a London street artist called 'Stik'
 
'Big Mother'
The enormous mural on the side of 'Charles Hocking House', featuring Stik's trademark stick figures, is called 'Big Mother'. It depicts a mother and child 'looking forlornly from their condemned council building across the expanse of private luxury apartments being built around them'.

The artist, once homeless himself, and who has painted murals both across London and in New York and other world cities, says that 'affordable housing in Britain is under threat; this piece is to remind the world that all people need homes.'
 
(For their part, the council have stated that “We would like to make it clear that  nobody living on the old estate is being pushed out... It would be far more accurate to report that ‘luxury’ flats are being built for residents, not around them. Half the 'luxury' apartments being built in the new block opposite the artwork are affordable, and many of the residents from Charles Hocking House will be moving there.”)
 
Nice though it is to see a splash of colour on what would otherwise be a collection of drab and imposing concrete, there isn't much else to see here other than more and more housing.
 
So I head off once more, to my third and final stop of the day.
 
***
And this (for those few of you with nothing better to think about, who might have been wondering) is the station that led me to plump for the particular U2 song I chose as the title for this post.
 
South Ealing
 
 Arriving here at South Ealing Station, the circle (as Darth Vader might have put it) is - in one way - complete.
 
It was just around the corner from here that I - as a fresh faced language student attending what was then the Ealing College Of Higher Education - had my first independent home, and my first taste of London life.

I dipped my toe into the cold waters of living away from home very gingerly at first, unlike some of my contemporaries. Rather than plunging head-first into a Young Ones style shared student house, I rented a room (or more accurately - half a room) in a family home, with a landlady who cooked enormous Sunday Roasts seemingly every day, a landlord who drove Bentleys for visiting Arab Sheiks and introduced me to his favourite drink; Brandy and Ginger Ale, (a tipple I've been fond of ever since) and two huge, but ultimately friendly, Rottweilers.
 
Not quite the
Young Ones...
I say I rented half a room - this was a twin room, shared with another student from a different course, who I'm afraid I didn't really get on with all that well. He was friendly enough in his own way, but that 'way' was the product of an English public boarding school education, and could be a tad 'superior', to put it mildly.

On the other hand, he did know where to go shopping to buy a basque, stockings and suspenders for my first ever trip to see The Rocky Horror Show - so they must have taught him something at that school of his...

I won't give the actual address of the house in question, not knowing how the current residents might feel about that, but the photo here shows the front of it, largely unchanged, if you're interested.
 
 
In any case, twenty-seven years ago, South Ealing became my local tube station.
 
Not that I used the tube much back then of course - I trod a basically triangular path between my 'digs', the lecture hall, and the student bar (with the lecture hall occasionally going by the way-side in favour of the local kebab shop).
 
***
South Ealing Station is on South Ealing Road, a continuation of St Mary's Road, which leads south from Ealing Broadway. It's on the Piccadilly Line, and is the stop just before Northfields station.
 
What you don't realise, unless you look at a map of the area, is that the two are barely 500m apart, separated only by a couple of streets of terraces. In fact, since their respective platforms stretch toward each other between the stations, the distance from tip-to-tip (as it were) is more like 250m - the closest two stations (above ground) on the network.
 
The proximity is thanks - in part at least - to a sort of 'domino effect' of bureaucratic decisions (or, as some would have it, cock-ups).
 
To begin with, there was no station at Northfields when South Ealing was built. And South Ealing was originally on the District Line.
 
As the Northfields area developed from being a collection of market gardens to a busier residential area, a small station was built to serve the inhabitants. However, it was slightly further away from the current location, and had platforms facing westwards - away from South Ealing station - so the distance between them was marginally greater.
 
Then came the Piccadilly Line. Not only did this mean additional tracks were laid, roads and bridges were rebuilt, and Northfields station was moved to its current location, but also a train depot was built to the west of Northfields, which meant that its platforms had to be built out to the east - or in other words, towards South Ealing station.
 
When the senior management of London Underground realised how close the stations were, their solution was a proposal to shut down South Ealing station - which seems a trifle unfair, as this station had sat quietly minding its own business as chaos seemed to reign all around it!
 
Residents and Shopkeepers protested against this proposal, and the two stations both remained where they were.
 
***
Across the road from the station is a small park - South Ealing Road Park - which sits alongside the underground tracks and provides a pleasant little spot to rest on a bench or walk your dog, as the fancy takes you.
 
South Ealing Road Park
 
At the far end of the park is a footpath heading north, behind the houses on South Ealing Road, which takes me up as far as St Mary's Church, behind which is a pub - the Rose And Crown - where I occasionally joined my landlord in a pre-Sunday Roast pint or two. (Looking back now, I'm amazed my stomach didn't actually burst after some of those Sundays - and it certainly explains the number of sizes my jeans had gone up by the time I left University).
 
Just the one then...
 
 
St Mary's Church
The church (or rather its vicarage) is, sadly, most famous for being the site of an attack, which - though horrific - led to a change in attitudes towards the victims of rape, and their right to anonymity.
 
The victim - Jill Saward - was the first woman in Britain to waive her right to anonymity in order to tell her story and thus educate people as to the trauma suffered by rape victims.
 
She had, effectively, already been identified by The Sun newspaper, whose then editor, Kelvin MacKenzie claimed that the existing right to anonymity only applied after a suspect had been charged - a loophole which was subsequently closed thanks to Jill Saward's campaigning.
 
***
Heading back south from the church, and back on the main road, I pass some of the numerous shops and cafés that line this street.
 
Having eulogised about Snaresbrook this morning, you might think I'd be quick to criticise the slightly shabby appearance of South Ealing Road.
 
South Ealing Road
 
But actually, if you ignore the occasional peeling paintwork, there's still a bit of a village-y type feel to this place. Yes, there's a Costa Coffee and a Co-op food store - typical of any high street - and the usual tattoo parlours and take-aways, but there's also an independent (and rather upmarket) butcher, several fruit and veg shops, a smattering of delicatessens, and even a second-hand record shop.
 
I might not have made much use of such places as a student (even the records had given way to CDs when I was at University), but I can certainly see myself picking up a few tasty morsels from the butcher and the various delis for my own - rather less monumental - Sunday lunch one day...

Tuesday, 18 April 2017

'Two Become One'

Day 78
 
Seven Sisters - Shadwell - Shepherd's Bush - Shepherd's Bush Market - Shoreditch High Street - Sloane Square
 
Today we start with a place that was a minor internet sensation only a few weeks ago, thanks to the happy conjunction of a station sign, some members of a religious order, and a photographer blessed with serendipity.
 
The photographer (Ben Patey) who managed to snap the picture of seven nuns waiting on the platform at Seven Sisters station must have imagined some sort of Divine Intervention was at work placing such a gift of juxtaposition in his viewfinder. And those who snidely pointed out that there's actually an eighth nun sitting in the photo - obscured by one of her companions - were missing the point, and clearly just felt the need to leech any joy out of life.
 
The photo was taken on the Overground platform, whereas I arrive on the Underground, and if you look at a map of the area you might be forgiven for thinking the two are in completely different stations, since they appear to be separated by at least two roads of houses and several shops.
 
Seven Sisters
 
However, while it's true that the Underground station (built in 1968) was a later addition to the Overground station (opened in 1872), the two are considered a single entity - being linked by subways and sharing a common entrance hall - and are officially listed as such on the tube map.
 
And this is only the first of several locations on my itinerary today where this is the case, as we shall see.
 
Sadly, the photography gods are obviously not smiling so benignly down on me today as they did for Ben Patey, and there's nothing much more exciting than the station entrance to photograph when I arrive.
 
Or indeed, for the whole time I'm in the area.
 
The original 'Seven Sisters' from which the place gets its name were a ring of seven elm trees, which once stood at what is now the junction of the High Road and Broad Lane (though they were replaced and relocated several times over the following centuries).
 
At the time, this formed the edge of a place called 'Page Green' and this was for many years the area's official name, though the nickname 'Seven Sisters' soon took over.
 
The High Road is pleasant enough by the looks of it, and there are a few obviously young trees lining the broad pedestrian walkways lined with shops and cafés.
 
High Road
 
But it's around the corner to a small patch of common on Broad Lane that I'm headed this morning - to see the modern day 'Seven Sisters'.
 
The ring of hornbeam trees (Dutch Elm Disease having ruled out the possibility of replacing the original elms) was planted in 1997, at a ceremony in which five sets of seven real-life sisters each took turns in digging the earth.
 
The 'new' Seven Sisters
 
There's nothing else of note to see here as far as I can tell, so I'm soon on my way again to my next destination.
 
***
And here again we have two stations which - on the tube map - are listed as only one by TFL.
 
Shadwell Overground Station and Shadwell DLR station do appear to be separate stations - they certainly have separate ticket halls - but they're only a matter of yards from one another.
 
Confusingly, the Overground line actually runs underground in this part of town - though this is explained by the fact that it was once part of the Underground network.
 
Shadwell - Overground
It was known as the 'East London Branch' of the Metropolitan Line, and was the only line not to go through Zone 1 at any point. The current Overground line runs north to south between Highbury & Islington and the various branches south of the river.
 
Around the corner is the DLR station, and the platforms here are not only above ground, but even higher - on top of a viaduct.
 
Shadwell - DLR
 
The area immediately outside the two stations isn't particularly inspiring - just a few down at heel shops - but I've spotted a couple of places on the map that might be worth investigating.
 
The first is to the south east of the station and is called Shadwell Basin - part of the original London Docks and thus linked to the Thames.
 
Marathon preparations
underway
 
 
On my way there I spy various notices warning that several of the roads through the area will be closed off at  the weekend, as they form part of London Marathon route. I'd forgotten the marathon takes place at this time of year, and am grateful that I'm not traveling at the weekend. Thankfully my trips tend to take place during the relatively quieter hours of the week - after the morning rush hour finishes and before the evening one starts.
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Basin has been redeveloped from its origins as a working dock, and is now the location of the Shadwell Basin Outdoor Activity Centre, which runs courses in canoeing and sailing for both children and adults.
 
Shadwell Basin
 
There are modern apartments surrounding the water, and - at the end nearest the river - a rolling-type  'Bascule' bridge.
 
Bascule Bridge
 
'Bascule' is the French word for see-saw, and a Bascule bridge is any of the various types of 'draw-bridge' that can be raised out of the way of passing ships (Tower Bridge is of course the most famous of these in London).
 
While some draw-bridges are move around a hinge or axle (as Tower Bridge does), the bridge here is of the 'rolling-type'  The whole bridge rolls back onto the curved end (shown above) as if on the tracks of a rocking-chair.
 
As always when I'm this close to the river I can't resist getting as close as possible to the water and enjoying the view as the mighty river flows past.
 
The Thames, looking as majestic as ever
 
The next local 'sight' I've decided to have a look at lies at the other end of a long road running east to west from Limehouse, past the stations at Shadwell, almost as far as Tower Hill.
 
This road is called Cable Street, and has its own place in the history of the area. It was the site of the 'Battle Of Cable Street' in 1936, in which anti-fascist groups prevented the Blackshirts led by Oswald Mosley from marching from Tower Hill, through the predominantly Jewish area of Shadwell, towards Aldgate. Barricades were set up about halfway along the street, and protesters clashed with both the police and the fascists, who were eventually forced to abandon the march.


Jack The Ripper Museum
Cable Street
'Long Liz' Plaque
The place I'm looking for played no part in the 'Battle', being tucked away down a side street to the south of Cable Street, but before I reach it I spot a small, but distinctive, building on the main road - styling itself the 'Jack The Ripper Museum'.

This museum opened in 2015 and was the cause of some controversy at the time, the founder having initially completed a planning application for a museum that would 'recognise and celebrate the women of the East End who have shaped history'.



This museum, while certainly recognising and celebrating certain women in history, has been seen as exploiting their unfortunate fate for salacious reasons.

There's a plaque above the entrance which mentions Elizabeth Stride (aka 'Long Liz') - one of the Ripper's victims - being taken to a nearby mortuary, which is a connection of sorts, though rather a tenuous one.

The thing that catches my attention, however, is the sign for the shop next door, advertising it as a 'Local Shop'.

Now, anyone who has seen and loved the TV programme 'The League Of Gentlemen', will surely raise a smile at these ominous words. And it also seems eminently appropriate that (in my imagination at least) the erstwhile proprietors of the Royston Vasey 'Local Shop' - Tubbs and Edward Tattsyrup - should set up a new establishment next door to a museum dedicated to a serial killer...

However, all this is diverting me from my main goal, which is to head down the tiny little back street called Graces Alley, to one of the last Music Halls still surviving in London.

Wilton's Music Hall

Wilton's Music Hall was built in the mid 19th Century and - following a few uncertain years and a recent campaign to save it from collapse, it now lives on as "the most important surviving early music hall to be seen anywhere... It is of outstanding architectural and archaeological significance" (The Theatres Trust).

Graces Alley, with the Music Hall on the right

These days it runs as an arts venue producing theatre, cabaret, opera, classical music and dance shows, as well as offering workshops for schools and other groups.

Having walked this far along Cable Street, I don't think it's worth retracing my steps back to Shadwell, so I head north instead, to Aldgate East and from there head westwards to my next stop - Shepherd's Bush.

***
Or, should I say, my next stops.

Shepherd's Bush - Underground

Yes - once again, the single listing 'Shepherd's Bush' on the tube map, actually refers to two stations next door to one another - an Underground and an Overground. (There's also a third station I'll be visiting here, but I'll come to that in a little while).

Shepherd's Bush - Overground

The original Underground station was - when it was opened in 1900 - the western terminus of the Central London Railway (later to become the Central Line), before this was extended to Ealing in 1920, while the Overground station used to be called Uxbridge Road station.

Both were completely refurbished in 2008 as part of the development which also gave this part of town the enormous (and about to get enormous-er) Westfield Shopping Centre. And like the shopping centre, both stations are now very modern in design - all gleaming glass and metal.

Westfield Shopping Centre

Both Westfield and the two stations are at the eastern end of the Uxbridge Road, which runs along the top edge of Shepherd's Bush Green.
 
Shepherd's Bush Green
 
The Green forms the focal point of Shepherd's Bush, and - historically - was the piece of common pasture which gave the area its name. This was where, in more rural times, shepherds taking their sheep to Smithfield Market would allow their flock to graze.
 
Roll up, roll up...
 
Currently it's being prepared to play host to the Moscow State Circus, though there are still enough patches of green to provide sunbathing spots for the locals in their lunch hour.
 
A pleasant spot for lunch...
 
At the western end of the Green is the third station in the area - Shepherd's Bush Market.
 
Shepherd's Bush Market
 
 
The Market
 
 
This Hammersmith & City Line station is, of course, named after the street-market located across the road from it (and which has been in permanent residence here since 1914), though prior to the 2008 redevelopment of the other two stations, it too was simply called 'Shepherd's Bush'.
 
 
 
The market has the usual collection of stalls, selling clothes, CDs, Groceries and so on, and seems to be doing a roaring trade.
 
 
 
For me, however, the most interesting thing at this end of the Green is to be found next door to the market, in what used to be the Shepherd's Bush Library.
 
Bush Theatre
 
The Bush Theatre opened in 1972, and was originally located in an upstairs room of The Bush pub, just around the corner at the junction of Goldhawk Road. It has always been a theatre that championed new writing, (actively welcoming unsolicited scripts) and receives nearly 2000 new play-scripts a year.

Next door to the theatre's previous home above the pub is another arts venue - the Shepherd's Bush Empire.

Shepherd's Bush Empire

Best known these days as a pop concert venue, it started life as a Music Hall (Charlie Chaplin appeared here in his early days), and was later turned into the BBC Television Theatre, where shows featuring live audiences (such as Crackerjack, The Generation Game, This Is Your Life and The Old Grey Whistle Test ) were recorded.

I complete a circuit of the Green by heading back to the Central Line station. From here it's now time to head on to my next destination - back over to the east of town, and Shoreditch.

***
Well, not quite...

Shoreditch High Street

The station itself, despite being named after Shoreditch High Street, is actually to the east of that street, and in Bethnal Green not Shoreditch. The two areas are side by side, though in different boroughs.

But what care I for arbitrary boundaries? I'm here to explore the area around the station in all its glory - and if I call it Shoreditch when I mean Bethnal Green, or Hackney when I mean Tower Hamlets, well, does it really matter in the grand scheme of things?

Let's find out...

The station - as I have pointed out - is to the east of Shoreditch High Street, which runs north to south through the area. Beginning my wanderings by heading even further east might seem odd, but there's a street I want to see, as it's become famous for its cosmopolitan buzz.

Brick Lane

'Brick Lane' -
in English, Bengali,
and (presumably)
Small Child-ese


Brick Lane has been predominantly a Bangladeshi since the middle of the 20th Century, and the various restaurants and food stalls at the market reflect this in the cuisine they offer, as do the street signs, which all feature a Bengali translation.



Both the East End in general and Shoreditch in particular have been enjoying something of a renaissance in recent years, with the 'hip and trendy' crowd (who would no doubt be horrified at the use of such out-dated words) moving in and setting up  'retro' shops, 'Speakeasy' style cocktail bars, and even (I kid you not) a Breakfast Cereal themed café. (This latter was the unfortunate victim of an 'anti-gentrification' attack in 2015, with paint being thrown at the windows.)


But then, this part of town has always had a touch of the avant-garde about it. It was just to the west of Shoreditch High Street, on Curtain Road, that the first (permanent) playhouse in England (called, imaginatively, 'The Theatre') was opened by James Burbage in 1576.

This was the theatre that - following a later dispute with their landlords - was dismantled by the actors and taken across the river to be rebuilt as 'The Globe'.

Shakespeare - a member of the company as well as a playwright - performed here, and it was the original 'Wooden O' mentioned in the opening speech of Henry V.

And that's it for Shoreditch I think. An odd mixture of crumbling and decrepit buildings, peeling paintwork and dingy back-streets - all housing ultra-trendy bars and restaurants, fashion outlets and art galleries.

Hey ho...

***
I hadn't originally planned on visiting any more stations after Shoreditch High Street, but it's still early enough in the afternoon to be able to squeeze one more in. And since the next one - Sloane Square - is (roughly) on my way home, it would seem silly not to do so.

Unusually for me, the first photo I take of the station is not of the entrance sign, but of the platforms as soon as I get off the train.

Down by the riverside...

More specifically, I'm taking a photo of the great big iron structure that crosses overhead from one side of the station to the other.

This is actually a large pipe, carrying the old River Westbourne - one of the many minor tributaries of the Thames - which was inconveniently in the way when they decided to build a station here.

Like several of the 'lost' rivers of London, the Westbourne hasn't really been lost at all, but simply built over.

It flows through pipes beneath the streets of West London from Hampstead in the north, via the Serpentine in Hyde Park, down to the Thames at Chelsea - though its route can be traced in names like Bayswater (originally 'Bayards Watering') and Knightsbridge (which originally crossed the Westbourne).

Above ground, (having now dutifully taken my photo of the station entrance) I am of course on the Square from which the station takes its name.

Sloane Square

Sloane Square is named after a certain Sir Hans Sloane - local resident, physician and collector of antiquities who - on his death in 1753 - bequeathed his vast collection 'to the nation', thus providing the initial exhibits of what would become the British Museum.
 
We're in one of the wealthiest areas of London here - on the borders of Chelsea, Knightsbridge and Belgravia. The term 'Sloane Ranger' was, during the eighties, a term of disparagement for the rich, young, upper-class socialites of the day. The buildings surrounding the Square are all very grand, and no doubt contain flats costing millions for a space the size of a small doormat.
 
One building is guaranteed to catch my eye, however - and it's another theatre.
 

The Royal Court

Like the Bush Theatre in Shepherd's Bush (and, if you think about it, 'The Theatre' in Shoreditch) the Royal Court has built its well-deserved reputation on the staging of new writing.
 
 
The theatre was originally opened in 1870, though in a slightly different location. It was rebuilt on its present site in 1888, was used as a cinema for a while between 1935-1940 and eventually became the home of The English Stage Company in 1956.
 
It has seen the premieres of several notable and influential works, including those by John Osbourne, Arnold Wesker, Christopher Hampton, Howard Brenton, Timberlake Wertenbaker, Caryl Churchill, and - in 1973, in the tiny 63-seater upstairs studio - a 'schlock-horror' musical parody of old black and white B-Movies called 'The Rocky Horror Show', written by an out of work actor called Richard O'Brien.
 
The Square
 
At the other end of Sloane Square is the huge department store 'Peter Jones'. Now part of the John Lewis group, it was originally the business of Welsh draper - Peter Rees Jones - who came to London at the age of 24 and successfully expanded his original business from one small shop, to taking over 26 of the neighbouring properties. It is one of very few shops now owned by John Lewis to have been allowed to keep its original name.
 
Peter Jones

 

Sir Hans Sloane

I take a brief wander westwards along the Kings Road - another fashionable shopping area, though not for those whose credit cards are of a sensitive disposition - and turn left into Duke Of York Square. This is predominantly a collection of boutiques and restaurants but it does contain a statue of the man who gave his name to the area.
 



The Saatchi Gallery

Next door to the statue of Sir Hans is the Saatchi Gallery.
 
 
Started by businessman and collector Charles Saatchi in 1985, it has had various locations (in both North London and on the South Bank) before settling here in Chelsea in 2008.
 
 
This is another establishment that has given a name to up-and-coming artists - people like Damien Hirst and Tracey Emin have been showcased by the gallery over the years.
 
As such it has seen a fair amount of controversy - works displayed have include a giant portrait of Moors murderess Myra Hindley, made from children's hand-prints, and also a portrait entitled The Holy Virgin Mary, which rested on two mounds of elephant dung. Both works were attacked both verbally and physically, and both were vehemently defended as 'free expressions of art' in campaigns led by other artists, actors, authors and politicians.
 
I don't feel the need to see what's on offer in the gallery today - it is now getting towards the end of the afternoon, and I think I've done enough for one day. A good day's Wombling to be sure, but a tiring one for these old bones of mine...
 
Until next time then - look after yourselves!