Tuesday, 22 March 2016

'Station To Station'

Day 54
 
King's Cross St. Pancras - King George V - Knightsbridge
 
Bit of a Royal variety performance today, with no less than two Kings and a Knight in the names of the three stations I'm visiting.
 
I say three, but as you've no doubt noticed, the first station's name is actually a compound of the two National Rail stations above ground which it jointly serves - King's Cross, and St. Pancras. While, technically two separate stations, these are so close (separated by just one road) that the underground station is able to link them below ground.

Nevertheless, with two major rail terminals, and several other landmarks nearby, there's plenty to occupy me as I start my day - so get ready for a longer than usual post...

***
 
King's Cross St. Pancras
 
Since it links two major rail stations, one of which also happens to be the London terminus of the Eurostar train to France and Belgium, the tube station is naturally very busy. In fact in 2014 it was the second busiest in London after Oxford Circus, (which seems a little surprising given that it serves no less than six tube lines, compared with just three at Oxford Circus).
 
Given the number of people using the station, it's perhaps not surprising that in 1987 a severe fire on one of the escalators here caused the deaths of 31 people and injury to a hundred others. What is surprising - especially once the results of the enquiry into the causes of the fire were published - is that more people weren't killed.
 
There were several factors which contributed to the start, and spread, of the fire - some of them to do with physics, but others (as is ever the case) to do with cost-cutting, complacency and of course, selfishness.
 
Firstly - despite smoking having been banned on the Underground network since 1985, there were many passengers who felt that this rule simply didn't apply to them, or only applied to smoking on trains and not in the stations. So smokers would regularly light-up on their way up the escalators. One such smoker then casually dropped the match they had used onto the wooden escalator beneath their feet.
 
The escalator being wooden wouldn't necessarily have been a problem, but for the fact that there was so much accumulated grease and other detritus caught in the various nooks and crannies of the escalator that the match found ready fuel to burn. Unfortunately this was in the cavity beneath the steps of the escalator, so wasn't easily accessible to firefighters.
 
Even so, it might have been controllable (witnesses describe the initial fire as being the size of a 'cardboard box') had it not been for a couple of other factors working together.
 
The first was a combination of poor decisions made by London Underground. Not only were they complacent about the risks of fire on the network (since there had never, apparently, been a major fire before) but they had also made one other fatal error. Rather than remove old paint, and replace it with new, they had allowed twenty years' worth of paint to build up on the ceiling over the burning escalator and ticket hall - and it's this which made things a lot worse.
 
Now, this might get a little technical but bear with me as I try to explain some rather complicated principles of fire dynamics.
 
You may have heard of the term 'Flash Over' which occurs when an item (say a piece of furniture in a room) contains material that releases gases when burnt. the gases accumulate as they are confined by the walls and ceiling, and eventually heat up to an extent that they self-combust - becoming an instant ball of flame far larger than the initial fire that released them.
 
In the case of the King's Cross fire, it was the old paint that gave off the gases.
 
Unfortunately, two more effects then came into play, one called the Coandă effect (you can see a demonstration here) and the other (completely unknown prior to this fire) called the Trench Effect.
 
The Coandă effect caused the initial flames on the escalator to 'cling' to the floor and walls of the escalator 'trench'. This meant that the fire was insulated and concentrated and therefore got hotter and hotter.
 
The Trench Effect occurs when this behaviour takes place on an inclined surface (such as an enclosed escalator). The flames clinging to the surface thanks to the Coandă effect heat the material further up the incline (such as the old paint) which release gases and eventually burst into flame in a Flash Over.
 
The result at King's Cross was a sudden jet of flame shooting out from the top of the escalator into the crowded ticket hall.
 
As a result of the enquiry into the fire, there are now no more wooden escalators on the Underground, and their metal replacements are fitted with heat-sensors and sprinkler systems. Staff are also better trained to recognise and deal with emergency situations.
 
Smoking is of course still banned everywhere on the network (though somehow, knowing human nature, I suspect there are still people who choose to ignore this inconvenient fact...)
 
***
Above ground I begin my investigation of the two rail stations with King's Cross.
 
Named after the local area, which was in turn named after a monument (apparently unpopular) to King George IV (definitely unpopular), this is the station from which trains head north-east to Cambridgeshire, Yorkshire, Tyneside and ultimately, Scotland.
 
The 'The Flying Scotsman' (which has had various incarnations, but which is best known from its steam engine days) has connected this station with Edinburgh since 1862 - though the journey these days takes less than half of its original 10½ hours.
 
The modern station has been extensively refurbished, and the new concourse was opened in 2012. It's all very swish and gleaming white and there are coffee shops and eateries aplenty.
 
King's Cross concourse roof
In recent years, thanks to the fame of a certain bespectacled boy-wizard called Harry Potter, the station has also become known as the departure point for the 'Hogwarts Express' - which leaves every September from the fictional Platform 9¾.
 
Never ones to miss a marketing trick, the merchandisers of Warner Bros. have set up shop (literally) at one end of the concourse next to a handy section of brick wall, which now bears the legend 'Platform 9¾' and comes complete with semi-embedded luggage trolley. The queue to have your picture taken passing through the 'magic portal' to the platform is very long, and largely composed of twenty-something student types. The few children I see in the queue seem rather bemused by it all, as if it's their parents who really wanted to be here...
 
Oh grow up...
Time to move next door I think.
 
***
St. Pancras (or St. Pancras International as it is now called) is these days most well known as the UK end of the Eurostar journey, but also serves the East Midland line to Derby, Leicester, Nottingham and Sheffield.
 
The station, and the area around it are named after a 14 year old boy saint - a Roman who converted to Christianity and was killed by the Emperor Diocletian sometime around 300 AD. It therefore has nothing whatsoever to do with internal bodily organs.
 
I'll repeat that:
 
NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH INTERNAL BODILY ORGANS!!! GOT IT?!?
 
Despite this, many people still insist on mispronouncing the name as 'St. Pancreas', and it may have been this which in 2014 prompted the station's PR team to commission a report on commonly mispronounced words. (Other contenders were 'EXpresso' for 'Espresso', 'ECKcetera' for 'Etcetera' and, most bizarrely to my mind, 'SherBERR' for Sherbert'.)

The exterior of the station is dominated by the impressive Victorian gothic architecture of the former Midland Grand Hotel - now given a new lease of life as the St. Pancras Renaissance Hotel, following a major refurbishment.


Renaissance Hotel
St. Pancras Entrance
The original hotel, designed by George Gilbert Scott, was opened in 1873 but closed in 1935. Thereafter it was used as offices for several years until it was deemed structurally unsafe and closed in the 1980s. It remained unused, despite being made safe in the 1990s, until the early 2000s when it was redeveloped and the new hotel opened in 2011.

Celebrity Chef and professional mardy-bum Marcus Wareing runs the 'Gilbert Scott' restaurant in the former limestone pillared 'Coffee Room', and a room in the hotel will set you back a minimum of £299 per night.

Back in the station the Eurostar trains wait behind their security barriers and toughened glass walls, while heavily armed police (a phrase which always sounds a jarring note in this country of village bobbies and Dixon of Dock Green) monitor the hundreds of people milling about on the concourse.
 
I haven't really been listening to the announcements coming over the tannoy, so the inordinately long queues and frustrated looks on everybody's faces largely go unnoticed. It's only when I get home later that I hear of the three bombs which have detonated in Brussels, killing 32 people. Not surprisingly, the Eurostar services to Belgium have therefore been suspended and once more we in Europe are shocked, saddened but also, I hope, strengthened and brought closer together by another terror attack.
 
In a few months time this country will be given the choice of whether or not to remain in the European Union. There are those that will use these attacks and others like them to seek to justify a 'pull up the drawbridge' approach to Europe.
 
My own opinion, for what it's worth, is that neither we as British citizens, nor we as Europeans, nor even we as members of the human race, can ever really be free of terrorism and the motivations for terrorism, until we can forget our petty differences and see ourselves as part of one global community rather than a disparate group of individuals.
 
It's unlikely this 'Utopia' will be seen in my lifetime, or for several generations to come, and maybe it will take our blowing ourselves up in some global apocalypse for us to realise our idiocy. But if being part of the EU gets us even a few steps closer to having a less selfish world view, then I'm all for it.
 
*** 
On the upper level of the concourse, above the shops and cafés, are a couple of sculptures.
 
The Meeting Place
The first, called 'The Meeting Place' by artist Paul Day, is a 30ft high statue of two people embracing. I can see the (rather bland) thought processes behind the choice of subject, but agree with the comments of Antony Gormley who cited this piece, among others, when he stated that there was 'an awful lot of crap out there'.
 
 
 
It has a base around which runs a frieze depicting various tableaux, including one that seems very familiar to anyone who is also a fan of the graffiti artist 'Banksy'.
 
 
 
Look familiar...?
 
 
 
The frieze was added to the sculpture in 2008, long before Banksy's image of two lovers each distracted by their mobile phones appeared on the wall of a youth club in Bristol, but the similarity is striking, and some might think, suggestive. Can one sue an anonymous artist for copyright infringement...?
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sir John Betjeman
The second sculpture, somewhat shorter at 6ft 7in, is of the former Poet Laureate, John Betjeman who was an admirer of the station's architecture and who was a campaigner against the proposed closing of St Pancras station.
 
He is depicted staring admiringly up at the roof of the station, and stands on a slate disc on which are written some of his lines of poetry:
 
And in the shadowless unclouded glare / Deep blue above us fades to whiteness where / A misty sea-line meets the wash of air.
('Cornish Cliffs')
 
 
 
 
***
I leave the station and head back out past the gothic frontage, heading slightly further west. Here stands the British Library, which is (as the name suggests) the national library of the United Kingdom. Not only does it contain over 150 million items from around the world, some of which are over 3000 years old, but it is also legally required to receive a copy of every single publication produced in the UK - not just books, but magazines, newspapers, pamphlets, sheet music, maps and patents.
 
British Library
 
So, presumably, alongside the Magna Carta, Notebooks of Leonardo Da Vinci, Beatles Manuscripts and first edition of The Times, there are also shelves containing copies of the Beano, News Of The World, Practical Pig Rearing, or for the more adventurous, some rather less salubrious publications...
 
'Newton' statue and
entrance to the library
 
 
 
 
Outside is a pleasant courtyard with seating and a café and yet more sculpture (supposedly Isaac Newton, though not as you'd recognise him).
 
But I haven't time to sit and relax - there's lots more to see, and I'm still technically on my first station of the day. This is going to be a long post folks!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
***
Heading north between St. Pancras and the British Library, up Midland Road and onto Pancras Road, I find the church which gives the St. Pancras area its name.


St. Pancras Old Church
Although supposedly one of he oldest places of Christian worship in the country, and despite its name, 'St. Pancras Old Church' as it now appears is actually largely a Victorian edifice, having been rebuilt on a number of occasions. Prior to the Victorian building, a Tudor one stood here, and the notice on the front gates has a possible original date of the early 4th Century AD, although 625 AD is the date on an inscribed altar stone that was found here during excavations.

A bit of info...
I don't go into the church itself, but I do spend a little time strolling through the peaceful grounds, where among other curiosities is a mausoleum designed by the architect Sir John Soane for himself and his wife.

Soane Mausoleum
(photo copyright Brian Harrington Spier)

Another architect, Giles Gilbert Scott (son of the aforementioned George, who designed the station and hotel) was inspired by this mausoleum when he was designing what was to become one of London's most famous icons - the once ubiquitous Red Telephone Box.

***
Just around another corner from the church, across the railway lines to the north of the station, is Camley Street, where I find the Camley Street Natural Park.

Camley Street Natural Park

This is another of those little corners of London devoted to the preservation and encouragement of wildlife, which I so often seem to find located in the most unlikely of places - next to railway lines, on a former ironworks, in the shadow of a football stadium...

It seems Jeff Goldblum was right; 'Life, uh... finds a way.'

'Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers,
painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is'

***
And so, finally, I leave the area around the two stations served by King's Cross St. Pancras tube station, and make my way to my next destination - King George V DLR station.

King George V
The station is on the Woolwich (Arsenal) branch, between City Airport and the terminus.

And that's pretty much all there is to say about it really. It is, sadly, one of those pockets of East London for which the words 'ghost town' might have been invented. A few run-down shops, a dismal smattering of loafers smoking joints on street corners, a pit-bull taking a dump in the middle of the road... these are the welcoming sights which greet me as I head south from the station to the only real point of interest here - the northern terminus of the Woolwich Ferry.

Woolwich Ferry

The ferry connects North Woolwich, where I am today, with Woolwich proper, south of the river. It offers a free service to vehicles crossing the Thames, and began operation in 1889.

I take a photo of the ferry, but in the absence of anything else worth looking at, I head back to the station and on to my final destination today, and the final station in the Ks - Knightsbridge.

Time for somewhere a little more upmarket...

***
And you can't get much higher up the market than Knightsbridge.

Knightsbridge

The street and area after which the station is named, is synonymous with wealth, being as it is the location of probably the most expensive and well known luxury shop in London - Harrods Department Store.

Knightsbridge - it's a rich man's world...
The most expensive property in London is to be found here, and indeed, in one building - 'One Hyde Park' - you can, if you have a couple of hundred million to spare, buy one of the most expensive apartments in the world and be neighbour to several Arab princes.


One Hyde Park


I've never really understood the attraction myself.

Sure, you get to live close to the centre of London, with its shops and tourist attractions and nightlife... But you also have to live close to the centre of London with its shoppers and tourists and drunks. And to top it all you live in what is essentially a glorified block of flats - no gardens, no fresh air, and the parking's a nightmare...






Harrods

Of course, as I mentioned before, you do have Harrods - and I suppose, if you're rich enough to live in One Hyde Park, then the prices of your weekly grocery shop at the famous Food Hall will be peanuts (gold-plated, diamond-encrusted peanuts, naturally).

Harrods Motto
The motto which is carved on the front of the store is Omnia Omnibus Ubique - which means 'All things, for all people, everywhere'. A splendid sentiment, though the 'all people' catered for should strictly speaking be 'all wealthy people'. (I don't count the everyday folk who go in for the cheapest possible item they can find, solely in order to walk out with a Harrods carrier bag).

To give you an example of the difference between Harrods and your usual department store - instead of the traditional summer outfits, matching kettle and toaster sets, or naff seasonal decorations, the window display here offers you Beluga Caviar, no doubt available within at eye-watering prices.

Beluga Caviar - for those who like that sort of stuff...
Established in 1834 by Charles Henry Harrod (already a successful businessman) the original grocery business expanded from a single room to a thriving enterprise taking over several adjacent properties.

Among its customers were such luminaries as Oscar Wilde, Sigmund Freud, Noel Coward, Charlie Chaplin and various Royals, and not even the fact of its sale to the Mohamed Al-Fayed empire in 1984, and its subsequent purchase by the Qatari government in 2010 seem to have tarnished its essential 'Britishness' and attraction to tourists.

The rest of Knightsbridge is made up mainly of more shops, as well as various Embassies and high-value properties. To the north is Hyde Park, and to the west are the various well-known museums (such as the Victoria & Albert and Natural History Museums) for which London is famous.

But all of these are closer to other tube stations, and will be better served by a later visit. Today, I think I've seen enough, and after a quick coffee (not from Harrods) I make my way home, another letter of the alphabet crossed off, and within spitting distance of the halfway point of my quest.

Tuesday, 1 March 2016

'Why Does It Always Rain On Me?'

Day 53
 
Kilburn - Kilburn High Road - Kilburn Park - Kingsbury
 
You see? No sooner have I got back into the saddle and set off all positive on a new series of tube travelling jaunts, than the weather starts playing silly buggers.

Up until today, the skies have been relatively blue and sunny (if crisply cold) but having decided that today would be a good day to go out wombling, the skies suddenly turn horribly grey and menacing and the rain comes down heavier than a herd of elephants parachuting from a lead balloon, each carrying a ton of bricks.

Nevertheless, a promise is a promise, and I've said I'll go out more often - and so I shall.

***
First up today is Kilburn (the area) and its three eponymous stations, beginning (not surprisingly) with Kilburn (the station).

Kilburn

This sits at the northern end of Kilburn High Road, which is in fact the modern incarnation of a small part of the ancient Roman road known as Watling Street, which stretched from Canterbury in Kent all the way up to Wroxeter in Shropshire. Despite only being a miniscule section of the whole, they obviously take a little pride here in being a part of it, as a commemorative paving stone attests:

So now we know - this is what the Romans ever did for us...
I'm a little confused by the '900s' as even my scant knowledge of history tells me that the Romans were long gone from this part of the world by then. And the name Watling Street is surely a bit of a give-away - not sounding particularly Latin. It actually derives from the word Waeclingas (the people of Waecla) who were a tribe based in St Albans, a major point on the route.

I continue on my rather hurried walk down the High Road.

It's the sort of weather today where there's almost no point carrying an umbrella, as every 30 seconds or so a malicious gust of wind flips it inside-out and defeats the whole object of having it. To try and avoid this I have to hold it as low and as close to my head as possible, pointing it slightly down and forwards as I attempt to walk along with my eyes consistently glued to the pavement a few feet in front of me, hoping I don't bump into anything, or anybody. Today's descriptions of Kilburn may therefore be slightly limited by the fact that I've really only seen  the bottom half of it.

I do see some very familiar sights as I pass Brondesbury Station, also on Kilburn High Road, which I visited way back in May 2014 (have I really been doing this that long already?!).

It struck me as odd at the time, and does so again today, to plonk down a station called Brondesbury slap bang in the middle of an area which so clearly likes to name its stations after itself, especially so close (a mere 200m to the south) to the 'big cheese' - Kilburn Station itself.

If you must have a station here, why not call it 'Kilburn Town', or 'Kilburn Central', or even perhaps 'Kilburn II: Son Of Kilburn (this time it's personal...)'

I Google the boundary maps of Brondesbury and Kilburn, and am even more bemused. It's true that boundary maps can sometimes be misleading, as London is divided up into both Boroughs and Electoral Wards, as well as postcodes and of course 'Norf' and 'Sarf'.

But using Electoral Wards as a basis, Kilburn Station is not actually in Kilburn Ward, while Brondesbury Station is. Or could be. Have a look at this map.

You'll see that, while Brondesbury Station is at the apex of both Kilburn and Brondesbury Park Wards, the station that is actually called Kilburn is at the apex between Brondesbury Park and Mapesbury Wards!

So perhaps the station called Brondesbury should be called Kilburn, and the station called Kilburn should be called Brondesbury (or perhaps Mapesbury would be better - just to avoid any unnecessary confusion...)

All of which nonsense occupies my mind as I sit in a café waiting in vain for the rain to ease off. Eventually though I give up the wait and venture forth once more.

The other two stations in Kilburn are similarly so close together as to render one or other of them seemingly redundant, with Kilburn High Road, being (obviously) on the High Road, and Kilburn Park around the corner on Cambridge Avenue.

Kilburn High Road

Kilburn Park

It's true that, like Kilburn and Brondesbury, these two are on separate lines of the network, with the result that Kilburn is served by the Jubilee, Bakerloo and two different branches of the Overground Lines. You really are spoilt for choice if you want to get to this part of the world.

Sadly, I'm not quite sure why anybody would want to get to this part of the world.

As I mentioned on my last visit, I find it all a bit 'past its best'. The shops are tired and a bit decrepit, the streets dirty and littered, and the sign in a local café window proclaiming 'Peace In A Cup' only suggests to me that the sign-writer may have slightly misheard the café owner's foreign intonation...

As I retrace my steps northwards back to the Jubilee Line, I pause at the Tricycle Theatre, which for me is the only reason ever to return to Kilburn.

It's an intimate venue - 235 seats - with a well-deserved reputation for putting on powerful productions, a number of which I've seen over the years, and have always enjoyed. The cultural diversity of the area is often reflected in the productions mounted here, which hopefully serves to bring more people into the theatre from different backgrounds.

To that extent, I can heartily recommend paying it a visit - and you'll certainly have no difficulty finding a train to get you here...

***
Having ticked off three stations within a mile of each other I'm feeling fairly chipper when I emerge from the train at Kingsbury - even more so because the rain has finally dissipated and I can take my photo of the station without having to juggle both camera and umbrella at the same time.

Kingsbury
As I've probably mentioned already, I invariably have a quick look on Google Maps before visiting an area - just to get a feel for the geography of a place and the sorts of establishment I might find there.

I urge you to do the same - as you might sometimes be surprised by the businesses whose names pop up as you zoom ever closer into the map. Now, let's be clear about this, this is a form of advertising for these businesses. They have gone to the trouble of creating a 'Google My Business' profile, presumably in the hope that people like you and me, hovering digitally above their location, will spot them and think to ourselves; 'Gosh, that's just the sort of place I'm looking for! And so close too! I think I'll go and give them a lot of money for something!'

And this is all fair enough.

But sometimes, and today is an example, I find the choices they make in how to label themselves a little, shall we say, odd...

For example, a few doors down from Kingsbury Station is an ordinary run of the mill jewellery shop, called 'Jyoti Jeweller's'. From the street it has the usual window display full of earrings and necklaces and so on, and a few notices informing us of some of the services it provides.

On Google Maps, however, you won't see a label for 'Jyoti Jeweller's' until you've zoomed in to the maximum magnification. Instead, and you'll hardly have to zoom in at all for this to leap out at you in all its horror, the self-same business is labelled quite clearly and distinctly as 'Baby Ear Piercing'.

Sometimes I despair of the human race.

For many, ear piercing (or indeed any form of bodily 'adornment') is something to be discouraged, vetoed, or downright forbidden by concerned parents until one is "old enough" (by which, presumably, they mean "old enough to make an informed judgement, being fully aware of the potential consequences, rather than being led by peer pressure or fashion or whatever the latest girl/boy band has done to themselves"). Annoying, when you're a teenager of course, but generally a source of relief when you look back and think "thank god I didn't get that tattoo of a My Little Pony/SpongeBob Squarepants/'I Love Zayn Malik' across my buttocks..."

Quite how old "enough" is, can of course vary enormously from family to family (and let's face it, sometimes we're never old enough not to make silly arses of ourselves). But I would have thought that the minimum requirement would be an age at which you actually have the physical and mental capability to communicate your choice to whomever it may concern - or in other words, when you're old enough to have learned to speak!

Jyoti's insistence, as given on their website, that 'your baby must be three months old or more' before they can be pierced seems disingenuous to say the least. Of course, in this case it's the parents who are having their children perforated in the name of decoration. And the only reason I can think of for doing so is as some kind of social status symbol - the equivalent of a blinged-up mobile phone case.

If I'm wrong, and there's some deep-rooted religious or cultural significance to the practice, and I've inadvertently offended anyone, I apologise (with the proviso that even some deep-rooted religious or cultural practices really do need to be given a long hard look at in the 21st Century - FGM anyone?)

Seriously - think about it - you are PUTTING HOLES IN YOUR CHILD!!!

The child has no say in this whatsoever. And until they are able to say 'yes please' or 'no thank you' (which as I say, is to me the minimum requirement!) then leave the poor mites alone! Otherwise it must surely be tantamount to abuse.

OK, I'll get off my soap-box now, but really.....

***
Anyway, back to Kingsbury.

The main street on which the station stands is Kingsbury Road, and is much like many others of its ilk. Various fast-food eateries, coffee shops, jewellers (grrrr...) and other small businesses crowd along either side of the busy road, and provide a hub for the locals to shop, eat, drink and chat.

Some distance away to the south is Fryent Country Park, a designated nature reserve, which covers 103 hectares. I see a smattering of be-wellied dog-walkers on the rolling hills in the distance, but after this morning's rain the whole place is very much a quagmire, and I turn back as soon as I see the state of the footpaths.

Instead, and continuing a theme I seem to have started last week, I  head north of the station to a road called Princes Avenue.

Last week I visited the location of a seventies TV comedy classic. This week it's the turn of a seventies TV children's classic - Grange Hill.

The exterior school shots for the first two series were taken outside Kingsbury High School on this road, although I have to admit I get no sense of familiarity, despite being an avid viewer in my childhood.


Kingsbury High School

The buildings haven't changed that much though...

Grange Hill High School (Photo copyright BBC)
Having taken a quick snap of the building, and hearing a horde of pupils returning along the street from their lunch break, the potentially negative interpretation that might be put on a middle-aged man taking photographs outside a school suddenly occurs to me. I hastily put my camera away (no doubt confirming my nefarious status to anyone who happens to be watching) and make my way, finally, back to the station and home.